Top 6 Tips From The Cheap Senior Citizen

Guest Writer:  The Cheap Sr. Citizen

My next, brightest, newest, brainiest, helpfulest, money savings......................

Free advice is usually worth ju$t what you paid for it. In $pite of that, I am going to pu$h on and give you oodle$ of free advice.

Pick and choose which ones you opt to believe and/or apply to your life to make it ever-so-wonderful.

• I say: forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
• Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
• Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
• Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
• Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
• The cardiologists' diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

And last, but never least:

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. 

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...and one more thing......
uh, I'll get back to you when I remember it.
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The Cheap Senior Citizen is a Guest Writer who occasionally shares helpful hints she has learned through her experience.