"House Democratic leaders are trying to change the House rules to suppress President Bush's attempt at a free-trade agreement with Colombia.""Changing the rules in the middle of the game?"
- "We call that cheating."
"I heard a new report claims the Federal Government spent more than $346 billion last year on more than 37 million legal and illegal immigrants."
"That's twice as much as the nation's fiscal deficit!!"
"Did you see General Electric posted an unexpected 6 percent drop in first quarter profit?"
"& the survey I saw Friday indicated US consumer confidence hit it's lowest point in 25 years!"
"Sure. I was feelin' it too. I didn't even get the new Mr. Potato Head: Optimash Prime."
"Girl?! The one that battles the evil Decepticons in the quest for peace? . . . Get Out!!
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Have you ever thought about being published? Your "column" makes my day everyday and my bubble bursts with great disappointment when I tune in for more and there isn't any new posted. I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!
Mom, is that you?
I love to read your posts also, they always make me smile. I have always enjoyed reading what you have to say even back in the old days when you would send letters and now through e-mails. You have such a talent for writing.
So that's what 3 year olds talk about when the grown-ups leave the room.... interesting....
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